1
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Hey, back up.

2
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What do I look like,
the information lady?

3
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Hell, no.
I'm a law enforcement officer,

4
00:00:14,352 --> 00:00:15,760
emphasis on the enforcement.

5
00:00:15,845 --> 00:00:17,822
You need to know what happened
last week on Shameless?

6
00:00:17,906 --> 00:00:20,173
Better go find someone
who actually gives a shit.

7
00:00:23,478 --> 00:00:25,019
City of Chicago says

8
00:00:25,104 --> 00:00:27,368
all bars are closed
until further notice.

9
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Hail, 'rona survivors!
Where is everyone?

10
00:00:30,292 --> 00:00:32,371
The mayor shut us all down
again on Tuesday.

11
00:00:32,455 --> 00:00:34,947
Well, who the hell
can keep track?

12
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I made
a big mistake, son.

13
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I rented this house
without asking

14
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your mommy first,
and now

15
00:00:39,071 --> 00:00:40,399
I'm basically
her bitch.

16
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Holy shit!

17
00:00:42,657 --> 00:00:43,736
What the hell is that?

18
00:00:43,829 --> 00:00:45,636
Hands off, Frank.
We're not offering credit

19
00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,946
on cannabis products.
Payment up front only.

20
00:00:48,032 --> 00:00:49,629
Debbie needs her share
of the utilities.

21
00:00:49,714 --> 00:00:52,153
Want me to get some shitty-ass
minimum-wage job like you,

22
00:00:52,238 --> 00:00:53,490
hauling boxes
around a warehouse?

23
00:00:53,574 --> 00:00:54,949
What the fuck is this?

24
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I go and get our money,

25
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all I find is IOUs.

26
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You spent all our money
from the wedding?

27
00:01:00,634 --> 00:01:02,319
Did you eat
all the brownies?

28
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I had three,

29
00:01:03,816 --> 00:01:05,118
and Tommy had four.

30
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We were hungry.

31
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With the loss of
so many officers to the 'rona,

32
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the bosses are willing
to put you on the street.

33
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It's not a tough call
to give you a badge.

34
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Busting heads
is a man's job,

35
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and you are a natural born
ass kicker.

36
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Congratulations, Gallagher.

37
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You're gonna get to be one
of the best of the best,

38
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a goddamn Chicago
police officer.

39
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Thank you, sir.

40
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*SHAMELESS US *
Season 12 Episode 02

41
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Episode Title:
"Go Home, Gentrifier!"

42
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<i>♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪</i>

43
00:01:43,174 --> 00:01:45,990
<i>♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪</i>

44
00:01:46,385 --> 00:01:49,429
<i>♪ You were beaming
once before ♪</i>

45
00:01:49,513 --> 00:01:53,763
<i>♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪</i>

46
00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:57,123
<i>♪ What is this downside ♪</i>

47
00:01:57,480 --> 00:02:00,341
<i>♪ That you speak of? ♪</i>

48
00:02:00,880 --> 00:02:02,775
<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

49
00:02:02,860 --> 00:02:06,716
<i>♪ You're so sure of? ♪</i>

50
00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:17,156
<i>♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪</i>

51
00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:20,539
<i>♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪</i>

52
00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:23,750
<i>♪ You were willing
once before ♪</i>

53
00:02:23,923 --> 00:02:28,211
<i>♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪</i>

54
00:02:28,594 --> 00:02:31,437
<i>♪ What is this downside ♪</i>

55
00:02:31,806 --> 00:02:34,781
<i>♪ That you speak of? ♪</i>

56
00:02:35,184 --> 00:02:37,226
<i>♪ What is this feeling ♪</i>

57
00:02:37,353 --> 00:02:40,742
<i>♪ You're so sure of? ♪</i>

58
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Watch out, crackheads.
Coming back for you later.

59
00:02:51,869 --> 00:02:54,218
Making a mental note
of your face, shitbag.

60
00:03:00,174 --> 00:03:01,258
Watch it, ladies.

61
00:03:01,343 --> 00:03:03,140
Might haul your asses
down to the station.

62
00:03:03,336 --> 00:03:05,157
Yeah, that's right.
You're looking at the po-po.

63
00:03:05,241 --> 00:03:06,898
First day on the job.

64
00:03:12,564 --> 00:03:14,156
My birthday!

65
00:03:18,514 --> 00:03:19,613
Wake up!

66
00:03:22,433 --> 00:03:24,093
Wake up!
I'm five!

67
00:03:27,554 --> 00:03:29,547
Hey, hey.
Look who it is.

68
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The birthday girl.

69
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Presents?

70
00:03:37,147 --> 00:03:38,328
Oh, no, no.

71
00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,673
It's not like Christmas,
Franny.

72
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You're gonna get your presents
tonight at your party.

73
00:03:41,827 --> 00:03:42,953
Oh.

74
00:03:43,038 --> 00:03:44,039
Hey.

75
00:03:44,132 --> 00:03:45,249
Come on.

76
00:03:45,334 --> 00:03:47,252
Let's go make some breakfast,
huh?

77
00:03:49,351 --> 00:03:50,547
Whoof!

78
00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:52,299
Go sit!

79
00:03:52,383 --> 00:03:53,508
Yo, what up?

80
00:03:53,593 --> 00:03:54,869
Why'd you guys
sleep here last night?

81
00:03:54,953 --> 00:03:56,235
Oh, the fumes
at our new place

82
00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,596
from resurfacing the bathtub.

83
00:03:57,750 --> 00:03:59,376
Good morning, Franny.
Happy birthday.

84
00:03:59,461 --> 00:04:01,195
- Thank you.
- These up for grabs?

85
00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:02,758
- No, don't touch.
- Why?

86
00:04:02,843 --> 00:04:04,794
I'm gonna sell them for cheap
to the lunch debt kids.

87
00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,087
What's a lunch debt kid?

88
00:04:06,172 --> 00:04:08,259
Kids who run out
of money on their food account.

89
00:04:08,343 --> 00:04:10,257
Can't eat the hot lunch
till they pay up.

90
00:04:10,342 --> 00:04:11,776
Is that even legal?

91
00:04:11,861 --> 00:04:13,612
Don't public schools
have to feed the kids?

92
00:04:13,735 --> 00:04:15,845
Yeah, but the lunch lady
serves them gross shit

93
00:04:15,930 --> 00:04:17,384
like stale bread,

94
00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,468
government cheese,
chunky pudding.

95
00:04:19,553 --> 00:04:22,117
So you're capitalizing
on the misfortunes of others

96
00:04:22,202 --> 00:04:23,806
by selling them
your peanut butter sandwiches?

97
00:04:23,890 --> 00:04:25,791
The American way.
See you.

98
00:04:25,875 --> 00:04:29,169
Hey, there's
my sweet birthday princess!

99
00:04:29,253 --> 00:04:30,671
Who is five today?

100
00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:32,141
- Me!
- You? Ah!

101
00:04:32,226 --> 00:04:35,551
I don't know!
She looks like a big girl.

102
00:04:35,635 --> 00:04:36,844
Did you grow overnight?

103
00:04:36,928 --> 00:04:38,762
Are you sure you're not 15?

104
00:04:38,847 --> 00:04:40,016
I am!
I am!

105
00:04:40,101 --> 00:04:41,473
Yeah, I knew you were.

106
00:04:41,557 --> 00:04:43,475
Are you excited
for your princess party?

107
00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,922
I hate princesses!

108
00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:46,395
What?
No, you don't.

109
00:04:46,479 --> 00:04:47,980
I'm with Frans
on this one.

110
00:04:48,064 --> 00:04:50,656
Hey, no.
I invited your entire class.

111
00:04:50,741 --> 00:04:52,680
There's gonna be
a bouncy house.

112
00:04:52,765 --> 00:04:54,118
We're gonna get
a bunch of decorations

113
00:04:54,202 --> 00:04:55,529
at the dollar store.
It's gonna be great.

114
00:04:55,613 --> 00:04:57,281
Hey, can I tag along
to the dollar store?

115
00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,242
- Sure.
- Homeboy needs more diapers.

116
00:04:59,327 --> 00:05:01,218
- Is that me?
- Yeah.

117
00:05:02,264 --> 00:05:04,412
Hey, hey, hey,
birthday Franny.

118
00:05:04,497 --> 00:05:06,952
Hey, look what I got you
from work.

119
00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,468
They let us keep stuff if it's
past its expiration date.

120
00:05:09,553 --> 00:05:11,047
There's so much stuff
that just gets

121
00:05:11,132 --> 00:05:12,296
thrown away into a dumpster.

122
00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,367
Oh, great job, man.
Free old cereal.

123
00:05:14,452 --> 00:05:16,341
Yeah, at least I have
a real job.

124
00:05:16,425 --> 00:05:17,676
Get off my back.

125
00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,054
Hey, Debs,
I'm finally gonna get

126
00:05:19,139 --> 00:05:20,891
my first paycheck later,

127
00:05:20,976 --> 00:05:22,719
so I can start paying
for my part of the bills.

128
00:05:22,803 --> 00:05:23,937
- Great.
- Wait, what?

129
00:05:24,021 --> 00:05:25,344
I didn't plan on supporting
a husband.

130
00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:26,782
- You gotta pull your weight.
- I told you,

131
00:05:26,866 --> 00:05:28,186
I am still
on my honeymoon.

132
00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:30,296
We need money
for food, rent.

133
00:05:30,381 --> 00:05:31,578
Great.
I could go get money

134
00:05:31,663 --> 00:05:33,233
- in 30 fucking seconds.
- Legal money.

135
00:05:33,318 --> 00:05:35,023
Look, they're hiring
over at my warehouse.

136
00:05:35,108 --> 00:05:36,445
You could go over there today
and apply.

137
00:05:36,529 --> 00:05:38,030
Thanks, no thanks.

138
00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:39,774
All right, if you don't get
a real job today,

139
00:05:39,858 --> 00:05:41,038
you're not getting
any more sex.

140
00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:42,081
Whoo-hoo!

141
00:05:42,166 --> 00:05:43,118
Oh, no, please.

142
00:05:43,202 --> 00:05:44,266
I don't give a shit, man.

143
00:05:44,351 --> 00:05:45,766
I don't need
your disgusting-ass dick.

144
00:05:47,406 --> 00:05:49,686
Ah, you guys been married what,
like, 50 years now?

145
00:05:49,980 --> 00:05:51,984
- 5-0!
- Oh, fuck, it's the cops!

146
00:05:52,069 --> 00:05:53,421
Hey, I'm unarmed!

147
00:05:53,506 --> 00:05:55,964
- Ha, ha, ha, very funny, assholes.
- Don't shoot! Don't shoot!

148
00:05:56,048 --> 00:05:57,633
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'ma go load

149
00:05:57,717 --> 00:05:59,937
these bad boys up
with armor-piercing rounds

150
00:06:00,022 --> 00:06:01,511
so I can keep
the mean streets safe

151
00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,140
for fuck-heads like you guys.

152
00:06:03,225 --> 00:06:04,710
Watch out, Chicago!

153
00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:06,069
You're going down.

154
00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:11,687
- Here you go, Kerm.
- Thanks, Kev.

155
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May there be many more
where this comes from.

156
00:06:22,986 --> 00:06:24,195
Hey, Tommy.

157
00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,515
Kev.

158
00:06:29,119 --> 00:06:30,374
Kermit.

159
00:06:30,689 --> 00:06:32,107
Tommy.

160
00:06:38,965 --> 00:06:41,133
Why are you two sitting
so far apart from each other?

161
00:06:41,218 --> 00:06:43,720
- Social distancing.
- Take a beer, Kev.

162
00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:45,806
Yeah, sure, of course.

163
00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,710
Okay, call me
when you have more.

164
00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,413
Elijah from the dispensary

165
00:06:50,498 --> 00:06:51,832
doesn't have weed either, Kev.

166
00:06:51,917 --> 00:06:52,805
Shit.

167
00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,311
Whole city's run out.

168
00:06:54,556 --> 00:06:56,945
Another symptom
of economic anxiety:

169
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everyone's self-medicating.

170
00:06:59,987 --> 00:07:01,530
Why are you two sitting apart?

171
00:07:01,739 --> 00:07:03,186
- No reason.
- Nothing.

172
00:07:03,573 --> 00:07:05,783
I think
they're having a fight.

173
00:07:05,868 --> 00:07:08,016
A fight?
About what?

174
00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:09,788
Saying something
under your breath means

175
00:07:09,872 --> 00:07:11,210
"keep it quiet."

176
00:07:11,295 --> 00:07:13,030
Hello!
I'm here.

177
00:07:13,749 --> 00:07:15,538
Oh, Frank!

178
00:07:15,961 --> 00:07:17,819
You gotta use
the secret knock.

179
00:07:17,904 --> 00:07:19,272
Oh, sorry.

180
00:07:20,772 --> 00:07:22,509
Top of the morning to you.

181
00:07:22,733 --> 00:07:25,164
So what you got for me
to sample today

182
00:07:25,249 --> 00:07:26,972
in the wonderful world
of weed,

183
00:07:27,056 --> 00:07:30,171
Master Kev, Mistress V?

184
00:07:31,069 --> 00:07:33,352
What are... why are you guys
sitting so far apart?

185
00:07:33,437 --> 00:07:34,532
One of you fart
or something?

186
00:07:34,616 --> 00:07:36,085
- Just because.
- Stop asking.

187
00:07:36,343 --> 00:07:37,524
Jesus, fine.

188
00:07:37,608 --> 00:07:39,554
Sit in your own stank,
for all I care.

189
00:07:40,108 --> 00:07:41,595
They won't tell us either.

190
00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:42,897
Oh.

191
00:07:43,702 --> 00:07:44,906
Where are the goods?

192
00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:46,132
Sold out.

193
00:07:46,243 --> 00:07:47,351
Impressive.

194
00:07:47,436 --> 00:07:49,430
But our suppliers
are out of product now.

195
00:07:49,515 --> 00:07:51,530
Ever since the 'rona,
there's been a rush on weed.

196
00:07:51,615 --> 00:07:53,040
They were not prepared
for the demand.

197
00:07:53,124 --> 00:07:55,004
- Everyone's out.
- It's a blessing in disguise.

198
00:07:55,124 --> 00:07:57,078
- Pot is dangerous.
- Amen to that.

199
00:07:57,163 --> 00:07:58,253
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no.

200
00:07:58,337 --> 00:08:00,281
That's impossible.
There's no such thing

201
00:08:00,366 --> 00:08:02,716
as a rush on weed.
It's in abundance.

202
00:08:03,002 --> 00:08:04,329
There's
three different dispensaries

203
00:08:04,413 --> 00:08:06,078
- we use for our product.
- They're all out.

204
00:08:06,162 --> 00:08:07,266
Dispensaries?

205
00:08:07,366 --> 00:08:09,757
You know what kind
of a markup they've got?

206
00:08:10,291 --> 00:08:12,069
I can get you
more product.

207
00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,234
- Where?
- Yeah, illegal shit.

208
00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,734
Marijuana's
basically just a weed.

209
00:08:16,819 --> 00:08:18,164
The government has
no more right

210
00:08:18,249 --> 00:08:20,194
to regulate it
than they do sunflowers.

211
00:08:20,279 --> 00:08:21,696
Or making us
wear masks.

212
00:08:21,781 --> 00:08:23,027
Exactly!

213
00:08:23,112 --> 00:08:25,655
Don't worry.
I can get you more product.

214
00:08:25,919 --> 00:08:28,379
We can go in on this
together, partners.

215
00:08:28,488 --> 00:08:29,999
- Yes.
- No!

216
00:08:32,132 --> 00:08:34,367
I am not going
into the weed business

217
00:08:34,452 --> 00:08:35,625
with Frank Gallagher.

218
00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,134
Frank Gallagher's
the best person to go

219
00:08:37,218 --> 00:08:38,282
- in the weed business with.
- Shh.

220
00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:40,173
I was whispering so that
means to talk quietly.

221
00:08:40,257 --> 00:08:41,203
Well, now you know
how it feels.

222
00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:44,007
Veronica, I understand
your reluctance.

223
00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:46,802
I would feel the same
if I were going

224
00:08:46,886 --> 00:08:48,261
into business with me.

225
00:08:48,491 --> 00:08:51,890
May I suggest we do
a trial run today?

226
00:08:52,038 --> 00:08:54,288
Give me a chance
to prove myself.

227
00:08:54,373 --> 00:08:56,163
I will find you weed,

228
00:08:56,249 --> 00:08:58,999
I will teach you how to make
the best edibles in the city,

229
00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:02,566
and then I will help you
sell those edibles

230
00:09:02,741 --> 00:09:03,906
at a premium.

231
00:09:03,991 --> 00:09:07,109
I was born
to do this.

232
00:09:07,194 --> 00:09:10,186
I've been training for it
my whole fucking life.

233
00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:14,811
Frank Gallagher really is
an illegal drug connoisseur, V.

234
00:09:17,583 --> 00:09:20,187
Fine, a trial run
just for today.

235
00:09:20,272 --> 00:09:22,625
Elijah should have
some legal product in stock

236
00:09:22,710 --> 00:09:25,538
- in a couple of days.
- You will not regret this.

237
00:09:25,796 --> 00:09:27,421
Oh.

238
00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:30,601
Nah, it's...

239
00:09:53,118 --> 00:09:54,161
Look at those virgins.

240
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,086
This is the freshest meat
I've ever seen.

241
00:09:56,171 --> 00:09:58,031
Yanez, over here.

242
00:09:58,116 --> 00:10:00,251
I'ma Denzel Washington
your ass today.

243
00:10:00,336 --> 00:10:02,460
Officer Tipping,
Carl Gallagher.

244
00:10:02,544 --> 00:10:03,931
I believe I'm your partner.

245
00:10:04,016 --> 00:10:05,881
Stand down, son.
No need for formality.

246
00:10:05,965 --> 00:10:07,716
- Bring it in.
- Uh, really?

247
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,307
We've all been tested.
You wouldn't be here

248
00:10:09,391 --> 00:10:10,927
if you were positive.
Now bring it in.

249
00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,211
Welcome to the Chicago
police force.

250
00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:23,455
All right, first thing
we're gonna do:

251
00:10:23,539 --> 00:10:24,691
we're gonna open up
all the windows,

252
00:10:24,775 --> 00:10:26,359
air out the house.
That way, we don't inhale

253
00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:27,611
any of the fumes.

254
00:10:27,695 --> 00:10:28,837
It's a good idea, right?

255
00:10:28,922 --> 00:10:30,321
"Yeah, Daddy.
You're brilliant."

256
00:10:30,406 --> 00:10:31,740
I know.
Then we're gonna count

257
00:10:31,824 --> 00:10:32,991
all the mismatched
light switches,

258
00:10:33,075 --> 00:10:34,548
see which ones
need to be replaced,

259
00:10:34,633 --> 00:10:37,351
and I need you
on bathroom tile duty.

260
00:10:37,516 --> 00:10:38,788
Think you can do that for me?

261
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,250
Go through and see
where I need to add more grout.

262
00:10:41,342 --> 00:10:42,917
"Yeah, Daddy."
You can?

263
00:10:43,002 --> 00:10:45,484
Well, that's great.
Thank you so much, buddy.

264
00:10:46,452 --> 00:10:48,594
What the actual fuck?

265
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:02,564
Now you're probably wondering,

266
00:11:02,648 --> 00:11:04,105
"Why do they call it
'More or Less'?"

267
00:11:04,189 --> 00:11:05,232
- Here's why.
- Okay.

268
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:06,485
We're gonna start off

269
00:11:06,569 --> 00:11:07,820
with these wireless speakers,

270
00:11:08,027 --> 00:11:08,985
four of them.

271
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:09,945
$450.

272
00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:11,268
Is the actual price

273
00:11:11,424 --> 00:11:12,717
more or less than $450...

274
00:11:12,809 --> 00:11:14,643
Who cares how much
the speakers cost?

275
00:11:14,728 --> 00:11:16,245
Just steal 'em.

276
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,917
Is...
Is this a problem?

277
00:11:20,092 --> 00:11:21,268
Okay.

278
00:11:21,534 --> 00:11:22,666
I won't tell if you won't.

279
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,151
Shit, yeah.

280
00:11:26,237 --> 00:11:28,332
Oh, come on, man.
I need more time than that.

281
00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:29,881
<i>What are you doing
sitting on the couch?</i>

282
00:11:29,965 --> 00:11:31,591
<i>Watching TV?
Wasting your life?</i>

283
00:11:31,675 --> 00:11:32,776
I'm not wasting my life.

284
00:11:32,861 --> 00:11:33,907
<i>Do you even have a job?</i>

285
00:11:34,034 --> 00:11:35,160
<i>Do you have
a college degree?</i>

286
00:11:35,245 --> 00:11:37,104
<i>No, you don't, do you?
Why not?</i>

287
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:38,808
<i>'Cause everything's
an excuse with you, isn't it?</i>

288
00:11:38,892 --> 00:11:40,739
Why don't you mind your own
fucking business, Jerome?

289
00:11:40,823 --> 00:11:42,102
<i>"I'll apply to school
next year."</i>

290
00:11:42,186 --> 00:11:43,535
What's wrong with
right now?

291
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,971
<i>Stop disappointing
the people you love.</i>

292
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,274
<i>Get off the couch</i>

293
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:48,316
<i>and go make something
of yourself.</i>

294
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:50,004
All... all right, okay.
Fuck.

295
00:11:50,089 --> 00:11:51,770
Consider me like
your guardian angel. - Fine.

296
00:11:51,854 --> 00:11:53,199
You can thank me later.

297
00:11:53,284 --> 00:11:54,940
Now call or email us today.

298
00:11:55,405 --> 00:11:57,393
- Do it!
- Shut the fuck up, Jerome.

299
00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:08,300
This stuff's all expired.

300
00:12:08,385 --> 00:12:09,752
Toss it in the dumpster.

301
00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:15,409
Those guys have it made, huh?

302
00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:17,220
Sitting on their asses all day.

303
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:18,588
You're telling me.

304
00:12:18,673 --> 00:12:20,192
You know they make
ten bucks more an hour

305
00:12:20,276 --> 00:12:21,230
than we do, don't you?

306
00:12:21,315 --> 00:12:23,002
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.

307
00:12:23,332 --> 00:12:25,626
How do I apply to be
a forklift driver?

308
00:12:25,711 --> 00:12:27,088
Well, you don't,

309
00:12:27,173 --> 00:12:28,716
unless you're Black,

310
00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:29,940
or you're Mexican,

311
00:12:30,025 --> 00:12:31,666
or you got a twat
between your legs.

312
00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,403
You got a twat
between your legs?

313
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:35,113
Uh, not the last time
I checked.

314
00:12:35,197 --> 00:12:37,402
The days are over
when guys like you and me

315
00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,993
got all the opportunities
for advancement.

316
00:12:40,284 --> 00:12:42,869
Sucks to be a white male
in America these days.

317
00:12:53,673 --> 00:12:54,840
Life Saver?

318
00:12:55,018 --> 00:12:56,426
- Huh?
- Wintergreen.

319
00:12:56,799 --> 00:12:57,893
Yeah, sure.

320
00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:00,718
So I made a list
of everything that I saw

321
00:13:00,802 --> 00:13:02,052
in my neighborhood
this morning.

322
00:13:02,173 --> 00:13:03,378
Lot of illegal activity.

323
00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:05,526
Guns, drugs, car theft.

324
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:07,166
You ever bite one of these
in the dark

325
00:13:07,251 --> 00:13:08,526
using your back teeth?

326
00:13:08,815 --> 00:13:10,519
- Excuse me?
- The Life Saver.

327
00:13:10,604 --> 00:13:12,494
Uh, no, not that I know of,

328
00:13:12,604 --> 00:13:14,285
but I was thinking that
we could drive by the area.

329
00:13:14,369 --> 00:13:16,237
You know, there's still
probably a lot of activity going on.

330
00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:17,488
Maybe bust some heads

331
00:13:17,573 --> 00:13:19,067
and drag some bangers
down to the station.

332
00:13:19,151 --> 00:13:20,284
Makes a spark

333
00:13:20,815 --> 00:13:22,294
when you bite the Life Saver
in the dark.

334
00:13:22,378 --> 00:13:23,644
I do it for my kids
sometimes.

335
00:13:23,729 --> 00:13:24,929
They get a real kick
out of it.

336
00:13:25,097 --> 00:13:26,932
- You have kids?
- I'm 19.

337
00:13:27,071 --> 00:13:28,550
About when I started.

338
00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,879
I have a 17 year old
gonna start community college,

339
00:13:30,964 --> 00:13:33,551
and twin eight year olds
with the second wife.

340
00:13:33,737 --> 00:13:35,183
She's not much older than you.

341
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:37,175
You wanna check this out, sir?
You know...

342
00:13:37,259 --> 00:13:38,886
take a look at the list
for yourself?

343
00:13:44,862 --> 00:13:46,725
Well, if you bust a right
down here on Cermak,

344
00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:47,852
go down about three blocks,

345
00:13:47,936 --> 00:13:50,355
- you still might see some of those guys...
- Let me share some things with you, Carl.

346
00:13:50,439 --> 00:13:52,433
I've been on the police force
15 years.

347
00:13:52,518 --> 00:13:54,432
Do you know how many times
I've been shot?

348
00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:55,675
I don't know.
Five?

349
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:56,871
Zero.

350
00:13:56,956 --> 00:13:57,862
Wait, you've never been shot?

351
00:13:57,946 --> 00:13:59,393
Never been shot,
never shot at.

352
00:13:59,478 --> 00:14:00,771
You know why?

353
00:14:01,016 --> 00:14:02,409
I don't leave the car.

354
00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,800
Seriously?

355
00:14:03,952 --> 00:14:05,706
Personal safety
is no joking matter.

356
00:14:05,791 --> 00:14:07,286
What if something's going on
out there,

357
00:14:07,370 --> 00:14:08,825
- like, you know, the street?
- Carl, we can do more

358
00:14:08,909 --> 00:14:10,380
for the neighborhood
by staying right here

359
00:14:10,464 --> 00:14:12,682
inside this car
and being a presence.

360
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:14,921
So you're not gonna do anything
about those prostitutes

361
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:17,057
- over there?
- Do you see blood?

362
00:14:17,174 --> 00:14:18,526
- No.
- Anyone crying,

363
00:14:18,611 --> 00:14:19,676
begging for their life?

364
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,962
Not that I can see.

365
00:14:21,047 --> 00:14:22,377
Then we let them know
we're here...

366
00:14:23,218 --> 00:14:24,688
...and we go on our way.

367
00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,789
Okay.

368
00:14:27,903 --> 00:14:29,414
Another Life Saver?

369
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,282
Are we seriously gonna buy
illegal weed

370
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,860
from some random dude
on the street?

371
00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,258
They're not random.

372
00:14:38,799 --> 00:14:40,290
That's Scotty in the beanie.

373
00:14:40,375 --> 00:14:42,031
Lori L. on the stoop.

374
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,447
That guy doing ballet
over there

375
00:14:43,532 --> 00:14:44,659
probably has
some good stuff.

376
00:14:44,743 --> 00:14:45,892
Who, Herman?
Yeah,

377
00:14:45,977 --> 00:14:47,287
his product isn't bad,

378
00:14:47,371 --> 00:14:48,455
when he has it.

379
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,728
Usually by mid-morning,
he's smoked it all up.

380
00:14:50,813 --> 00:14:53,915
On disability.
Got hit by an Uber.

381
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,329
Tiny Tod over there
has the cheapest weed,

382
00:14:56,414 --> 00:14:58,173
but it's mostly stems.

383
00:14:58,257 --> 00:14:59,688
I don't know about this.

384
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,578
These folks aren't doing
any harm.

385
00:15:02,696 --> 00:15:04,376
It's the
law-abiding rich people

386
00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:06,431
who decided
to legalize marijuana

387
00:15:06,516 --> 00:15:07,766
who are messing up
a system

388
00:15:07,851 --> 00:15:09,920
that's been in place
for decades.

389
00:15:10,149 --> 00:15:12,407
Trust me, these folks
have good product.

390
00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,211
Let's buy from Gina.

391
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,447
Who, Twitchy McGee?

392
00:15:18,532 --> 00:15:21,196
Exactly.
She's Jonesing.

393
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,199
Probably H.
She's desperate.

394
00:15:24,283 --> 00:15:25,450
Has to score soon,

395
00:15:25,534 --> 00:15:27,160
so she'll want to make
a quick sale.

396
00:15:28,679 --> 00:15:30,162
All right, I'm going in.

397
00:15:30,247 --> 00:15:31,331
Cash, please.

398
00:15:31,415 --> 00:15:33,828
Better not run away
with our money, Frank.

399
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,375
Veronica, please.

400
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,860
This is good.

401
00:15:39,031 --> 00:15:40,714
This'll probably get us
four ounces.

402
00:15:40,799 --> 00:15:41,966
Then back to your place.

403
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,797
We'll cook up
some goodies.

404
00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:50,900
What happened?

405
00:15:50,985 --> 00:15:52,185
We never talked
about our split.

406
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:53,102
What split?

407
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,145
As business partners.

408
00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,564
Temporary business partners.

409
00:15:55,649 --> 00:15:57,232
I think 50/50's fair.

410
00:15:57,316 --> 00:15:58,358
Sounds reasonable to me.

411
00:15:58,442 --> 00:15:59,697
Fuck that.
There's two of us

412
00:15:59,782 --> 00:16:01,282
and one of you.
A three-way split.

413
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,157
Sounds reasonable to me.

414
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,430
Got yourselves a deal.
Partners.

415
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,127
Go get 'em, tiger.

416
00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:11,992
Gina, did you miss me?

417
00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:19,344
Ooh, they have tiaras
and magic wands.

418
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:25,051
You guys, where are you?
They have fairy dust.

419
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,302
En garde!

420
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,259
Take that, bad guy.

421
00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:31,400
Ah, this is my land.
You'll never win the battle.

422
00:16:32,434 --> 00:16:33,309
Get her, Franny.

423
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,681
I got her!
I got her!

424
00:16:34,766 --> 00:16:37,313
Look, I can dress like a
unicorn princess for the party.

425
00:16:37,398 --> 00:16:38,672
Huh?

426
00:16:40,108 --> 00:16:41,234
Hi-yah!

427
00:16:41,318 --> 00:16:42,727
Oh.

428
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,571
Hi, babe.

429
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:48,000
Uh, your sister is going psycho
for the princess crap.

430
00:16:48,158 --> 00:16:50,064
Uh, hey.
So, um, you know how you're mad

431
00:16:50,149 --> 00:16:51,901
I'm spending a lot of money
we don't have on the house?

432
00:16:51,985 --> 00:16:54,720
Yes.
Accept defeat, warrior!

433
00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:57,333
Well, someone broke
our two front windows.

434
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,460
What the serious fuck?

435
00:16:59,544 --> 00:17:00,939
That's what I said.

436
00:17:01,024 --> 00:17:03,375
How do we feel about
this mermaid princess look?

437
00:17:04,696 --> 00:17:06,775
Uh, okay, so we gotta call
the cops.

438
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,142
No, the cops won't do anything
about a broken window.

439
00:17:09,227 --> 00:17:10,212
We'd have to lie and tell them

440
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,657
there was
a murder or something.

441
00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:13,266
Hey.
Why are you hitting me?

442
00:17:13,350 --> 00:17:16,102
She switched sides.
Us against you now.

443
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:18,394
So I was thinking I'm gonna
change out the windows,

444
00:17:18,479 --> 00:17:20,767
and, uh, I was actually
gonna replace them

445
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:22,760
- with double glaze anyway.
- Double glaze?

446
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,028
They more expensive
than regular?

447
00:17:24,112 --> 00:17:25,403
Okay, stop.
This is the safe zone.

448
00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:27,614
I am in the safe zone.
Do not come closer.

449
00:17:27,866 --> 00:17:29,899
That sounds expensive, Lip.
Is it?

450
00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:32,649
A little bit.
Not much.

451
00:17:32,828 --> 00:17:35,121
Ugh, we gotta stop
hemorrhaging money.

452
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,828
Oh, come on!

453
00:17:39,913 --> 00:17:41,289
I'm just saying
we're spending...

454
00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:43,584
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
I wasn't talking to you.

455
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,564
Someone just dumped
a bunch of trash

456
00:17:49,649 --> 00:17:51,500
in our new yard
and in our planters.

457
00:17:51,585 --> 00:17:52,877
Why?

458
00:17:52,962 --> 00:17:55,140
I don't know.
I don't see anyone.

459
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:56,883
It must've been
some punk-ass kids.

460
00:17:57,561 --> 00:17:59,227
I gotta put a sign up,
let people know...

461
00:17:59,321 --> 00:18:00,730
...a Gallagher lives here!

462
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:02,315
Then they won't mess
with us anymore.

463
00:18:02,422 --> 00:18:03,781
Yeah, okay.

464
00:18:03,961 --> 00:18:05,360
Um, how's Fred?

465
00:18:05,870 --> 00:18:07,413
Oh, uh, good.

466
00:18:07,529 --> 00:18:08,938
Good.
Happy. Good.

467
00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:10,314
I gotta go.
Bye!

468
00:18:10,399 --> 00:18:12,360
- Bye.
- Okay, I found it.

469
00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,661
I'll be a fairy princess
for the party.

470
00:18:14,791 --> 00:18:16,407
Isn't this the perfect dress?

471
00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,938
So you worked five years
at Home Depot,

472
00:18:24,023 --> 00:18:25,664
three at Lowe's,

473
00:18:25,789 --> 00:18:27,782
and served two active duties
in Afghanistan.

474
00:18:28,216 --> 00:18:30,180
- Yep.
- Impressive.

475
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:33,727
Oh, shit.

476
00:18:35,474 --> 00:18:36,822
Whoops.
Uh, you forgot to put

477
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,797
your Social Security number
on the application.

478
00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:40,657
Yeah, it's, uh,

479
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:43,930
three... seven... 22.

480
00:18:44,229 --> 00:18:45,477
That's only four numbers.

481
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,625
How many is it supposed to be?

482
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,778
Why don't you just
text it to me later?

483
00:18:49,863 --> 00:18:52,110
- Yeah.
- So Mr. Milkovich,

484
00:18:52,195 --> 00:18:53,779
let's do a little role-play.

485
00:18:54,086 --> 00:18:55,451
Oh, I'm not
into that shit anymore.

486
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,438
I got married.

487
00:18:56,523 --> 00:18:58,750
No, no.
Professional role-play.

488
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:00,768
- Oh, yeah.
- Let's say

489
00:19:00,852 --> 00:19:02,458
you're working at the register.

490
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,164
I'm a customer who comes in,
and I wanna return a saw.

491
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,782
What are some questions
you might wanna ask me?

492
00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:09,891
Okay.
Uh...

493
00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,946
How many times you use it?

494
00:19:12,046 --> 00:19:13,301
Where'd you steal that from?

495
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,429
You think you can scam me?

496
00:19:14,513 --> 00:19:15,722
You think
I'm fucking stupid?

497
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,188
Is there blood on that shit?

498
00:19:17,663 --> 00:19:19,758
Uh, not exactly
what I was looking for.

499
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,500
Hey, okay.
You know, hey.

500
00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:23,563
I-I'm really good at scaring
the crap out of people,

501
00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:25,665
so I can say whatever
you want me to say

502
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,617
so people stop
returning shit.

503
00:19:28,485 --> 00:19:29,813
Good... good to know.

504
00:19:30,487 --> 00:19:32,220
Maybe dealing directly
with the customers

505
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,008
is not the best job for you.

506
00:19:34,719 --> 00:19:35,938
Look...

507
00:19:37,617 --> 00:19:40,297
I-I really want
to make it work here, so...

508
00:19:41,416 --> 00:19:43,711
W-W-What are they doing?
Can I do that job?

509
00:19:45,274 --> 00:19:47,900
Oh, yeah.
Inspecting the expiration dates

510
00:19:47,985 --> 00:19:49,243
on our stored food supply.

511
00:19:49,328 --> 00:19:51,595
Anything doesn't meet
our high standard of freshness

512
00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:53,039
is disposed of.

513
00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:55,386
- So thrown out?
- That's right.

514
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,554
Why don't you just tell me
a little bit more

515
00:19:56,638 --> 00:19:57,847
about yourself?

516
00:19:58,032 --> 00:20:00,183
What assets do you think
you bring to the workplace?

517
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,309
Bro, I can bring whatever

518
00:20:01,393 --> 00:20:02,518
you fucking want
to the workplace.

519
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:04,270
I got, like...
What... what do you need?

520
00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:06,647
Glocks? Nunchucks?
Fuck, I got bayonets.

521
00:20:06,731 --> 00:20:08,691
I got whatever you want.
I got you...

522
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,985
Or I know who does, okay?

523
00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,278
I'm... I'm sorry, Mr. Milkovich.

524
00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:15,573
I don't think this job's
the right fit for you.

525
00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:17,180
What do you mean?
I...

526
00:20:18,899 --> 00:20:21,537
You know what?
Goddamn right, it's not.

527
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:24,832
I don't need to be out here,
making minimum-ass wage,

528
00:20:24,916 --> 00:20:26,334
tossing out
perfectly good food,

529
00:20:26,418 --> 00:20:27,585
getting blisters
all over my hands

530
00:20:27,669 --> 00:20:30,588
so I can clock out
with a bunch of fucking bozos,

531
00:20:30,672 --> 00:20:32,884
go home smelling
like a rotten fucking pig.

532
00:20:32,969 --> 00:20:35,188
This is your fault
for making me do this shit.

533
00:20:35,311 --> 00:20:36,896
Fuck you, and fuck you,

534
00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:39,233
and especially fuck you.

535
00:20:45,941 --> 00:20:47,149
<i>♪ Shake that... ♪</i>

536
00:20:47,234 --> 00:20:49,634
<i>♪ Ass for me,
shake that ass for me ♪</i>

537
00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:50,691
<i>Come on, girl</i>

538
00:20:50,775 --> 00:20:52,819
<i>Shake that ass for me</i>

539
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,403
<i>Shake that ass for me</i>

540
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:55,681
<i>Come on, girl, shake</i>

541
00:20:55,766 --> 00:20:57,165
<i>That ass for me</i>

542
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,540
<i>Shake that ass for me</i>

543
00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,659
Okay, it's your part.

544
00:20:59,743 --> 00:21:02,220
I'm a menace, a Dennis,
an oral hygienist

545
00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:04,532
Open your mouth for about
four or five minutes

546
00:21:04,617 --> 00:21:06,049
Take a little bit
of fluoride with it

547
00:21:06,133 --> 00:21:07,509
Swish but don't spit it

548
00:21:07,594 --> 00:21:08,805
Swallow and I'll finish

549
00:21:08,899 --> 00:21:10,086
<i>Attention,
all officers.</i>

550
00:21:10,170 --> 00:21:11,103
Thank God.

551
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,672
Damn, we almost got through
the whole thing.

552
00:21:12,756 --> 00:21:14,590
That song makes me feel
kind of badass.

553
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:16,758
- You too?
- Uh, sure.

554
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:17,782
<i>Attention,
all officers,</i>

555
00:21:17,867 --> 00:21:19,111
we have a 312 in progress.

556
00:21:19,196 --> 00:21:20,962
- 700 block of Riverside.
- Hell yeah.

557
00:21:21,047 --> 00:21:22,299
<i>Convenience store
robbery.</i>

558
00:21:22,383 --> 00:21:23,837
Four suspects,
armed and dangerous.

559
00:21:23,922 --> 00:21:25,892
Any and all officers
in the area, please respond.

560
00:21:25,977 --> 00:21:26,861
It's go time.

561
00:21:26,946 --> 00:21:28,830
Whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy.
What are you doing there?

562
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:30,315
Have you learned nothing today?

563
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,275
We're so close.

564
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,276
No, no, no, there's officers
much closer than we are.

565
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,443
We're, like, two blocks away.

566
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,259
I've seen this before.
By the time we get there,

567
00:21:36,343 --> 00:21:37,448
someone will have
gotten shot,

568
00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:38,963
and Homicide will take over
the case.

569
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,072
So let's just stay
out of their crime scene.

570
00:21:41,157 --> 00:21:42,806
But it's our duty
to take the call.

571
00:21:42,891 --> 00:21:44,837
Trust me on this one.
We're partners.

572
00:21:44,922 --> 00:21:47,290
Need to stick together,
be a united front,

573
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:50,008
have each other's back.
Okay?

574
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:51,426
Okay.

575
00:21:51,628 --> 00:21:52,992
You'll thank me one day.

576
00:21:53,297 --> 00:21:54,535
Fucking bored shitless.

577
00:21:54,627 --> 00:21:57,102
Now can we get back
to our song?

578
00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,426
♪ Girl, shake that ass
for me ♪

579
00:21:59,525 --> 00:22:01,527
♪ Shake that ass for me ♪

580
00:22:02,273 --> 00:22:04,086
All due respect, Veronica,

581
00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:05,680
your brownies were awful.

582
00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:06,851
Really?

583
00:22:06,935 --> 00:22:09,313
Did you fry the marijuana
in butter first?

584
00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:10,774
No, she didn't.

585
00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:12,414
What difference does that make?

586
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,609
It's the difference
between a ghetto pot brownie

587
00:22:15,694 --> 00:22:17,375
and a culinary delight.

588
00:22:17,529 --> 00:22:18,654
By frying the weed,

589
00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:21,157
you activate the cannabinoids.

590
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:25,938
Here, stir this for me,
will you?

591
00:22:26,617 --> 00:22:29,110
Also, the lipids in the butter

592
00:22:29,290 --> 00:22:30,875
bond with the weed to form

593
00:22:30,959 --> 00:22:33,419
the perfect cannabis infusion.

594
00:22:33,503 --> 00:22:34,795
Yeah, V.

595
00:22:34,977 --> 00:22:38,641
Now, let's see
how our first batch looks.

596
00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:41,250
Oh, yeah.

597
00:22:41,803 --> 00:22:43,471
Oh, those smell amazing.

598
00:22:43,555 --> 00:22:44,633
Eh?

599
00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,682
Kev, my fine feathered friend,

600
00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,055
I need you to cut
that pan of brownies

601
00:22:49,141 --> 00:22:50,853
into two-by-two squares.

602
00:22:51,125 --> 00:22:53,606
Each square has to be
equal size and shape.

603
00:22:53,690 --> 00:22:55,399
I want ten perfect brownies.

604
00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:56,609
Aye-aye, captain.

605
00:22:56,693 --> 00:22:58,922
That's $200 worth of heaven
right there.

606
00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:00,383
$200?

607
00:23:00,572 --> 00:23:03,824
That's, like, a lot of money
for each brownie.

608
00:23:03,908 --> 00:23:05,242
20 bucks a brownie, Kev.

609
00:23:05,326 --> 00:23:06,095
Holy shit.

610
00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:07,633
The going rate is ten, Frank.

611
00:23:07,727 --> 00:23:09,080
Nobody's gonna dish out 20.

612
00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,248
That's because no one
has tasted

613
00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,584
Frank Gallagher's
masterpiece

614
00:23:13,883 --> 00:23:15,594
of psychedelic goodness yet.

615
00:23:15,837 --> 00:23:19,215
<i>♪ I'll speak the truth
even if you never understand ♪</i>

616
00:23:30,685 --> 00:23:32,367
Hey, Kendall.
What can I do you for?

617
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:34,242
Back up.
Keep your distance.

618
00:23:35,090 --> 00:23:36,132
What's up?

619
00:23:36,217 --> 00:23:38,274
Can't eat this crap
the lunch lady gave me.

620
00:23:41,352 --> 00:23:43,531
How much for
a peanut butter sandwich, Liam?

621
00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:46,071
Donations only.
Whatever you got.

622
00:23:49,404 --> 00:23:50,813
Um...

623
00:23:51,623 --> 00:23:53,833
stole this Red Bull
from the corner store.

624
00:23:53,938 --> 00:23:55,266
That'll work.

625
00:23:55,668 --> 00:23:58,211
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

626
00:23:58,462 --> 00:24:00,547
This is not an open-air market.

627
00:24:00,789 --> 00:24:02,986
It is a liability
for you to sell food

628
00:24:03,071 --> 00:24:04,719
- on school property.
- That's mine.

629
00:24:04,804 --> 00:24:06,553
I'm not selling it.
Donating it.

630
00:24:06,638 --> 00:24:08,514
Well, you can't do that,
either.

631
00:24:08,598 --> 00:24:09,557
What, share my lunch?

632
00:24:09,641 --> 00:24:10,683
No.

633
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,814
So it's okay
for these underprivileged kids

634
00:24:12,899 --> 00:24:14,057
to starve
because they don't want

635
00:24:14,141 --> 00:24:15,938
to eat the slop
you give them?

636
00:24:16,297 --> 00:24:17,877
Until they pay
their lunch debt,

637
00:24:17,962 --> 00:24:19,180
that's all they get.

638
00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:20,782
Now close it down.

639
00:24:22,731 --> 00:24:23,767
Sorry, everyone.

640
00:24:23,852 --> 00:24:26,275
Loraine won't let me donate
sandwiches to you anymore.

641
00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:29,297
That sucks!

642
00:24:29,431 --> 00:24:30,515
I know, I know.

643
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:32,393
It hurts me just as much
as it hurts you.

644
00:24:32,696 --> 00:24:34,057
I didn't grow up
with money, either,

645
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:35,833
but ever since
I was a little kid,

646
00:24:35,917 --> 00:24:37,877
it's been my passion
to give to those

647
00:24:37,961 --> 00:24:39,211
less fortunate than myself.

648
00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,671
- Yeah!
- You're the man, Liam.

649
00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:41,797
Please.

650
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,174
If I had extra money,

651
00:24:43,258 --> 00:24:44,884
I'd give it
to all my friends here

652
00:24:44,968 --> 00:24:46,343
so they could buy
hot lunch,

653
00:24:46,427 --> 00:24:47,509
but since I don't,

654
00:24:47,594 --> 00:24:49,555
I thought the next best thing
would be

655
00:24:49,969 --> 00:24:51,766
is to donate food
from my family's kitchen.

656
00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:53,642
Yeah, Liam!

657
00:24:53,726 --> 00:24:55,000
Please, please, please.

658
00:24:55,085 --> 00:24:56,878
I'm just one man
trying to make a difference.

659
00:24:57,063 --> 00:24:59,732
I won't take up
any more of your time.

660
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,280
Bye, Loraine.

661
00:25:07,365 --> 00:25:09,789
Go, Liam.

662
00:25:09,874 --> 00:25:12,117
Now, who wants a sandwich?

663
00:25:14,831 --> 00:25:17,374
This one is when the twins
dressed like salt and pepper

664
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:18,845
for Halloween.

665
00:25:18,930 --> 00:25:20,795
The condiments,
not the hip-hop group.

666
00:25:21,071 --> 00:25:22,844
You do realize people
just keep photos

667
00:25:22,929 --> 00:25:24,337
on their phone now, right?

668
00:25:24,421 --> 00:25:27,884
Ooh, I got some rumbles
in my tumbles.

669
00:25:27,969 --> 00:25:29,173
You hungry?

670
00:25:29,537 --> 00:25:30,762
For police action.

671
00:25:30,847 --> 00:25:32,368
What about for eggplant pea?

672
00:25:32,453 --> 00:25:33,913
Best this side of Milwaukee.

673
00:25:34,184 --> 00:25:36,060
- I guess.
- Let's do this.

674
00:25:36,144 --> 00:25:37,561
Dispatch,

675
00:25:37,645 --> 00:25:39,522
this is Officers Tipping
and Gallagher.

676
00:25:39,606 --> 00:25:41,023
<i>Go for dispatch.</i>

677
00:25:41,423 --> 00:25:43,651
A concerned citizen
just stopped us...

678
00:25:43,735 --> 00:25:45,104
What are you talking about?
We've been at...

679
00:25:45,188 --> 00:25:46,695
...and reported
a suspicious person

680
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:48,157
over on Hemlock Street.

681
00:25:48,242 --> 00:25:49,660
We're gonna investigate.

682
00:25:49,908 --> 00:25:51,075
Copy that.

683
00:25:51,159 --> 00:25:53,056
Report back your findings
and if you need backup.

684
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:54,266
Will do.

685
00:25:54,621 --> 00:25:55,871
What the hell
was that all about?

686
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:57,305
Buys us more time for lunch.

687
00:25:57,390 --> 00:25:59,976
Eggplant pea,
here we come.

688
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:01,602
So let me get this straight.

689
00:26:01,836 --> 00:26:04,330
We don't respond
to real crimes in progress,

690
00:26:04,415 --> 00:26:05,881
but we do respond
to fake crimes

691
00:26:05,965 --> 00:26:07,189
that aren't even happening?

692
00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,455
You're getting the hang
of this.

693
00:26:08,539 --> 00:26:10,579
This is so
not what I signed up for.

694
00:26:10,687 --> 00:26:12,391
Your tum-tum will thank me.

695
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,731
Right on time.

696
00:26:30,782 --> 00:26:32,469
Nice truck, fatty.

697
00:26:45,845 --> 00:26:47,821
Ding Dongs for a ding-dong.

698
00:26:52,261 --> 00:26:54,554
Ugh, smelly fucking fat-ass.

699
00:26:54,639 --> 00:26:55,598
I'm gonna get pinkeye

700
00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,850
from all the farts
in this thing.

701
00:27:00,353 --> 00:27:02,313
Ugh.

702
00:27:02,397 --> 00:27:04,690
Jack-fucking-pot.

703
00:27:04,774 --> 00:27:06,233
Later, Jabba the Hutt!

704
00:27:06,317 --> 00:27:09,445
Hey.
Hey, hey!

705
00:27:09,529 --> 00:27:11,822
Hey, get the door for me,
would you, Val Kilmer?

706
00:27:16,275 --> 00:27:17,871
Asshole!

707
00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,213
Did you and Tommy
get in a fight about something?

708
00:27:27,297 --> 00:27:29,200
- Just drop it.
- Oh.

709
00:27:29,966 --> 00:27:31,300
He owe you money?

710
00:27:31,384 --> 00:27:34,011
Has for years,
but that's not it.

711
00:27:34,599 --> 00:27:36,364
What, did you wreck his car?

712
00:27:38,177 --> 00:27:39,982
I wish it were something
so simple.

713
00:27:49,364 --> 00:27:51,073
- Yeah?
- Hi.

714
00:27:51,236 --> 00:27:53,319
We heard
you're selling edibles here,

715
00:27:53,404 --> 00:27:55,074
and we were told to ask

716
00:27:55,158 --> 00:27:57,827
for the marijuana magician.

717
00:27:59,576 --> 00:28:01,828
Come on in!
He's right here.

718
00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:03,302
I'll show you to him.

719
00:28:03,435 --> 00:28:04,749
Didn't catch your names.

720
00:28:04,834 --> 00:28:06,247
Barry, and he's Ryan.

721
00:28:06,332 --> 00:28:07,497
Sure.

722
00:28:08,779 --> 00:28:10,888
The one and only Frank.

723
00:28:11,215 --> 00:28:12,592
Have a seat, gentlemen.

724
00:28:12,677 --> 00:28:14,593
How can the Frank
help you today?

725
00:28:14,677 --> 00:28:16,349
Selection looks impressive.

726
00:28:16,637 --> 00:28:19,107
So what do you have here?

727
00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,100
I've arranged
my products

728
00:28:21,184 --> 00:28:23,364
in descending order of THC.

729
00:28:23,542 --> 00:28:25,711
Starting here at the top tier,

730
00:28:25,825 --> 00:28:28,827
I call this "Can't-Get-Off-
The-Couch Cookie."

731
00:28:28,983 --> 00:28:30,818
- Yowza.
- I don't want that.

732
00:28:30,902 --> 00:28:32,111
I still need to do work
every day.

733
00:28:32,195 --> 00:28:34,326
Uh, you and me both, brother.

734
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:35,991
Continuing down the line,

735
00:28:36,076 --> 00:28:38,100
we reduce the THC
until we get

736
00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:39,451
to the bottom shelf

737
00:28:39,536 --> 00:28:41,116
and our homemade suckers,

738
00:28:41,201 --> 00:28:43,079
which are basically all CBD.

739
00:28:43,164 --> 00:28:45,874
What do you think is best
to give me a buzz

740
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:48,335
but also help my sciatica?

741
00:28:48,537 --> 00:28:51,755
I would stick somewhere here
in the middle.

742
00:28:51,839 --> 00:28:53,799
These chocolate walnut brownies

743
00:28:53,883 --> 00:28:55,884
have the perfect amount of THC

744
00:28:55,968 --> 00:28:57,607
to give you a little euphoria,

745
00:28:57,743 --> 00:28:59,014
and the CBD

746
00:28:59,201 --> 00:29:01,015
to relieve that pain
in your ass.

747
00:29:01,334 --> 00:29:02,558
Should we get two?

748
00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:05,185
We're going to that foam party
this weekend.

749
00:29:05,443 --> 00:29:06,638
Let's make it four, then.

750
00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:08,813
Four it is.
If you would pay

751
00:29:08,898 --> 00:29:10,983
my sales clerks
behind the bar,

752
00:29:11,067 --> 00:29:13,403
I will bag these
up for you.

753
00:29:16,697 --> 00:29:17,823
Excellent, gentlemen.

754
00:29:17,907 --> 00:29:19,826
Four brownies.
So that's, uh...

755
00:29:20,025 --> 00:29:21,902
$80.

756
00:29:22,244 --> 00:29:24,495
Well, this is fucking vile.

757
00:29:24,580 --> 00:29:25,414
Morning, Lip.

758
00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:28,125
Hey, Marsha.
How's Georgia doing?

759
00:29:28,209 --> 00:29:30,646
Got into a bowl
of butterscotch candy

760
00:29:30,763 --> 00:29:31,920
I have out for guests.

761
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,147
Didn't you?
Ate the wrappers and all.

762
00:29:34,232 --> 00:29:35,090
That right?

763
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:38,209
I'll be picking up
poopy candy bits for days.

764
00:29:38,458 --> 00:29:40,233
Hey, uh, you didn't see

765
00:29:40,318 --> 00:29:41,764
who did any of this,
did you?

766
00:29:41,848 --> 00:29:43,223
What?

767
00:29:43,537 --> 00:29:45,017
Oh, broke my front window,

768
00:29:45,357 --> 00:29:46,804
you know, put all this trash
in the yard.

769
00:29:46,888 --> 00:29:48,729
I thought the house
was always like this.

770
00:29:48,813 --> 00:29:49,813
Yeah, when Mr. Shaw lives here,

771
00:29:49,897 --> 00:29:51,065
but I've been trying
to fix it up.

772
00:29:51,149 --> 00:29:52,380
You buy the place?

773
00:29:52,465 --> 00:29:53,779
No, just renting.

774
00:29:53,864 --> 00:29:56,236
Spending a lot of money
if it's not yours.

775
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,821
Yeah, well, I want
some nice things in my life

776
00:29:57,905 --> 00:29:59,073
for a change.

777
00:29:59,157 --> 00:30:00,731
Well, good for you.

778
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:02,649
- Thank you.
- Da-da.

779
00:30:05,145 --> 00:30:06,348
Hey, Marsha.

780
00:30:06,956 --> 00:30:08,665
You see any punk-ass kids
running around here,

781
00:30:08,749 --> 00:30:09,792
you let me know?

782
00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:11,239
You got it, Lip.

783
00:30:11,347 --> 00:30:12,708
Thanks.

784
00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:22,345
Thanks, Ma.

785
00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:24,106
Of course, sweetie.

786
00:30:24,302 --> 00:30:26,771
Oh, that's
Arthur

787
00:30:26,856 --> 00:30:29,692
on his honeymoon
with his first wife, Nadine.

788
00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:32,513
Oh, you people sure are
into hard copy photos, huh?

789
00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:35,287
I loved Nadine.

790
00:30:35,372 --> 00:30:36,841
I really do miss her.

791
00:30:36,926 --> 00:30:38,176
Ma, she cheated on me,

792
00:30:38,261 --> 00:30:40,044
with five different
police officers... five.

793
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,787
Well, she certainly had a type.

794
00:30:43,179 --> 00:30:44,534
You gotta give her that.

795
00:30:44,619 --> 00:30:47,329
Oh, Carl, can I give you
another serving?

796
00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,164
Oh, no, Mrs. Tipping, I...

797
00:30:49,248 --> 00:30:51,417
Oh, Rhoda.

798
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:53,544
You're
part of the family now.

799
00:30:53,723 --> 00:30:56,338
Okay.
Uh, no thank you, uh, Rhoda.

800
00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:57,965
I'm not too big
on heavy lunches.

801
00:30:58,049 --> 00:30:59,842
Besides, we gotta get
back out to the streets.

802
00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:01,397
Oh, right, right, right,
right, right.

803
00:31:01,481 --> 00:31:03,474
Thanks for reminding me.

804
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:04,701
Dispatch, come in, please.

805
00:31:04,786 --> 00:31:06,014
<i>You've got dispatch.</i>

806
00:31:06,098 --> 00:31:08,123
This is Officer Tipping.
Officer Gallagher and I

807
00:31:08,208 --> 00:31:09,226
have located the suspect,

808
00:31:09,310 --> 00:31:10,990
and we are now proceeding
with questioning.

809
00:31:11,103 --> 00:31:12,794
Copy that.

810
00:31:13,981 --> 00:31:17,841
I am so proud of you, Arty.

811
00:31:18,009 --> 00:31:19,130
- Oh, both of you.
- Mm.

812
00:31:21,906 --> 00:31:23,223
Mm.

813
00:31:24,742 --> 00:31:25,950
Family.

814
00:31:26,848 --> 00:31:28,099
Goodbye, boys.

815
00:31:28,190 --> 00:31:30,246
You know what I like to do
after a big meal?

816
00:31:30,331 --> 00:31:31,665
Oh, I don't know.
Do your job?

817
00:31:31,749 --> 00:31:32,756
Catch some rapists?

818
00:31:32,841 --> 00:31:34,376
Take a nap
over at the Best Buy.

819
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,878
Have you ever sat in one

820
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,527
of the massage recliners
they have there?

821
00:31:37,611 --> 00:31:39,380
No, but I'm sure I will now.

822
00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:42,138
My lower lumbar
could really use some kneading.

823
00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:46,412
Dispatch, the suspect
has directed us

824
00:31:46,497 --> 00:31:48,140
to an abandoned house

825
00:31:48,224 --> 00:31:50,517
that has a suspicious smell
emanating from it.

826
00:31:50,601 --> 00:31:53,395
Officer Gallagher and I
will investigate further.

827
00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,439
<i>Copy that.</i>

828
00:32:04,755 --> 00:32:06,949
Hey, it's starting
to look

829
00:32:07,057 --> 00:32:08,520
like a magic castle in here.

830
00:32:08,888 --> 00:32:11,356
Or like a Care Bear
took a giant shit.

831
00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:14,124
Or Strawberry Shortcake
fucked My Little Pony.

832
00:32:14,208 --> 00:32:15,709
Yeah, or Glinda
the Good Witch

833
00:32:15,794 --> 00:32:17,719
- just, like, projectile vomited...
- Okay, I get it.

834
00:32:17,803 --> 00:32:18,865
Stop making fun of me.

835
00:32:18,950 --> 00:32:20,481
This is gonna be
the best party ever.

836
00:32:20,566 --> 00:32:21,984
Yeah, for you.

837
00:32:22,383 --> 00:32:24,513
What do you mean?
It's Franny's birthday.

838
00:32:25,996 --> 00:32:28,263
You just seem
a little more into it

839
00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,685
than Franny does, babe.

840
00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:32,544
That is so not true.
Franny's so into it.

841
00:32:32,661 --> 00:32:34,770
I mean, what little girl
doesn't want a princess party?

842
00:32:34,854 --> 00:32:36,138
I never wanted one.

843
00:32:36,290 --> 00:32:37,708
Me neither.

844
00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:39,341
I did.

845
00:32:39,871 --> 00:32:41,966
Well, that explains it.

846
00:32:42,051 --> 00:32:43,386
Explains what?

847
00:32:43,669 --> 00:32:46,031
Why you're so obsessed
with all this shit.

848
00:32:46,115 --> 00:32:47,903
I am not obsessed.

849
00:32:48,536 --> 00:32:50,912
The magic wands don't go there.
On the coffee table.

850
00:32:50,997 --> 00:32:52,349
Oh, okay.
Sorry.

851
00:32:52,434 --> 00:32:54,373
I just... I never got
the princess manual.

852
00:32:54,458 --> 00:32:56,599
I was always into G.I. Joes
and shit when I was a kid,

853
00:32:56,684 --> 00:32:58,377
so that's the kind of parties
I had.

854
00:32:58,461 --> 00:33:00,132
Yeah, well, every birthday,
one of my uncles

855
00:33:00,216 --> 00:33:02,583
would just get me drunk
and let me shoot his gun.

856
00:33:02,771 --> 00:33:05,333
The bounce house is here!

857
00:33:05,418 --> 00:33:06,752
- Yes!
- Hell yeah!

858
00:33:06,837 --> 00:33:07,709
Love a bounce house.

859
00:33:07,794 --> 00:33:09,304
- Whoo!
- I've never been in one.

860
00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,388
What?

861
00:33:10,608 --> 00:33:12,670
Uh, none of the adults
were sober enough

862
00:33:12,755 --> 00:33:14,145
to make me a cake,
never mind

863
00:33:14,230 --> 00:33:15,606
get a bounce house.

864
00:33:15,895 --> 00:33:18,052
You were seriously
raised by wolves.

865
00:33:21,079 --> 00:33:23,247
It's supposed to be
a princess castle.

866
00:33:23,332 --> 00:33:24,559
You sure?

867
00:33:24,644 --> 00:33:26,278
Paperwork says Dracula's Lair.

868
00:33:26,363 --> 00:33:28,030
Oh, she's sure.

869
00:33:28,115 --> 00:33:29,935
Now why would I order
Dracula's Lair

870
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:31,895
for a five-year-old girl's
birthday party?

871
00:33:32,525 --> 00:33:34,864
I love it!

872
00:33:35,665 --> 00:33:38,161
I need a princess castle.
Get me a princess castle.

873
00:33:38,246 --> 00:33:39,333
Sorry, ma'am,
we don't have

874
00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:40,872
anything extra on the truck.

875
00:33:43,798 --> 00:33:45,632
Well, this is
the worst thing ever.

876
00:33:45,716 --> 00:33:48,553
I think it's kind of cool.
Come on!

877
00:33:48,638 --> 00:33:50,973
It says "Bounce-ilvania," Debs.

878
00:33:51,218 --> 00:33:53,348
What could be more fun
than that?

879
00:33:59,522 --> 00:34:01,614
Okay, all bets in?

880
00:34:02,222 --> 00:34:03,434
Shit.

881
00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:05,786
I got nothing.
Pair of tens.

882
00:34:11,067 --> 00:34:13,201
Full house.
Sorry about that, boys.

883
00:34:13,285 --> 00:34:14,161
Crap.

884
00:34:14,245 --> 00:34:15,514
How is it
the new kid always wins?

885
00:34:15,598 --> 00:34:16,955
Beginner's luck.

886
00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:18,364
Uh, yeah.

887
00:34:18,949 --> 00:34:20,748
- Franklin Pierce...
- Loitering...

888
00:34:20,833 --> 00:34:22,419
- James Buchanan...
- Littering.

889
00:34:22,503 --> 00:34:24,004
- Abraham Lincoln.
- Actual BandE.

890
00:34:24,088 --> 00:34:25,114
Andrew Johnson.

891
00:34:25,199 --> 00:34:27,184
- Defacing property.
- Ulysses S. Grant.

892
00:34:27,550 --> 00:34:29,676
Ah, shoot, I can't remember
who was next.

893
00:34:30,005 --> 00:34:31,982
- Who's the 19th president?
- I don't know.

894
00:34:32,067 --> 00:34:33,680
I didn't even know
there was 19 presidents.

895
00:34:33,764 --> 00:34:35,739
- Pfft.
- Ah, more loitering.

896
00:34:36,057 --> 00:34:37,278
Battery.

897
00:34:39,603 --> 00:34:40,687
Oh, my God, what is that?

898
00:34:40,771 --> 00:34:42,439
What? Where?
What is it?

899
00:34:42,523 --> 00:34:43,899
Go time, is what it is.

900
00:34:43,983 --> 00:34:45,044
This car has a siren?

901
00:34:45,129 --> 00:34:46,317
Let's move it, people!

902
00:34:46,402 --> 00:34:47,444
And a megaphone?

903
00:34:47,528 --> 00:34:49,864
Hang on, partner.

904
00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,733
This is what I'm talking about!

905
00:34:55,233 --> 00:34:56,275
Go.

906
00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:00,123
Put these on.

907
00:35:00,263 --> 00:35:01,249
What's going on?
What's happening?

908
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,418
- Where are we going?
- Traffic light is out.

909
00:35:03,606 --> 00:35:05,295
Good thing
we were in the vicinity.

910
00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:07,089
You stand on that side.
I'll stay here.

911
00:35:15,014 --> 00:35:18,520
Out of the road, asshole!

912
00:35:20,386 --> 00:35:24,442
<i>♪ Watch your star
all by yourself ♪</i>

913
00:35:24,611 --> 00:35:28,458
<i>♪ Fame, but I don't die ♪</i>

914
00:35:30,181 --> 00:35:31,599
<i>♪ All I want ♪</i>

915
00:35:31,731 --> 00:35:35,755
<i>♪ I won't be here,
you're all... ♪</i>

916
00:35:38,959 --> 00:35:41,669
Yo, what up, Jose?

917
00:35:41,862 --> 00:35:43,447
Looking good, man.

918
00:35:43,981 --> 00:35:45,669
Yeah, you too.
I'm not used to seeing

919
00:35:45,753 --> 00:35:47,713
your cracker ass
on this side of the wire.

920
00:35:47,797 --> 00:35:49,548
So what's this deal
you got for me?

921
00:35:49,632 --> 00:35:50,942
Right here.

922
00:35:51,114 --> 00:35:52,277
A dumpster?

923
00:35:52,510 --> 00:35:53,874
Man, what kind of idiot
you think I am?

924
00:35:53,958 --> 00:35:55,848
No, no, ain't like that.
Look, check it out.

925
00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:58,617
Boom!

926
00:36:01,981 --> 00:36:03,061
Damn.

927
00:36:03,145 --> 00:36:04,062
Uh-huh.
I told you.

928
00:36:04,146 --> 00:36:05,647
Wait, what is all this?

929
00:36:05,731 --> 00:36:07,396
It's food.
The fuck you think it is?

930
00:36:07,481 --> 00:36:08,671
No, I mean,
where did you get it?

931
00:36:08,755 --> 00:36:10,802
Difference does that make?
I got it, didn't I?

932
00:36:11,438 --> 00:36:13,022
I could really use
some of this shit.

933
00:36:13,107 --> 00:36:14,364
Uh-huh.

934
00:36:14,448 --> 00:36:16,567
Pasta, oatmeal...

935
00:36:17,176 --> 00:36:18,442
flour.

936
00:36:19,495 --> 00:36:20,871
How much you want?

937
00:36:20,955 --> 00:36:24,875
Hey, for you,
give you a good price.

938
00:36:26,669 --> 00:36:28,920
Wait a minute.
This is expired.

939
00:36:29,059 --> 00:36:30,998
- So what?
- It says 2019.

940
00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:32,798
It's fucking pasta, man.
Doesn't go bad.

941
00:36:32,883 --> 00:36:34,654
Yeah, well, I hate the guys
in this joint

942
00:36:34,739 --> 00:36:36,366
just as much as anybody,
but I'm not trying to give them

943
00:36:36,450 --> 00:36:37,654
salmonella or some shit.

944
00:36:37,739 --> 00:36:39,748
Will you quit being a bitch?
Those dates don't mean shit,

945
00:36:39,832 --> 00:36:41,124
and you know it.

946
00:36:41,350 --> 00:36:43,098
You... you're a fucking asshole.

947
00:36:43,315 --> 00:36:45,149
Hey, a'ight, man.
Whatever.

948
00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:46,731
No problem.

949
00:36:46,816 --> 00:36:48,317
All good.

950
00:36:48,687 --> 00:36:50,248
Got plenty other cooks
out there

951
00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,569
willing to take this off
my hands for...

952
00:36:52,739 --> 00:36:55,739
oh, half what they usually pay
for their bulk items.

953
00:36:55,989 --> 00:36:57,569
Charge their boss
the same amount,

954
00:36:57,654 --> 00:36:59,873
and guess what?
They just pocket the rest.

955
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:06,732
Uh-huh.
You interested now.

956
00:37:11,773 --> 00:37:13,775
Ah, there you go.

957
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,319
Hmm.

958
00:37:15,404 --> 00:37:16,780
All right.

959
00:37:17,136 --> 00:37:18,553
There you go, Framingham.

960
00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:20,162
Oh, gee, thanks.

961
00:37:20,247 --> 00:37:22,416
Pretty boy.

962
00:37:23,313 --> 00:37:25,023
Thanks.

963
00:37:25,436 --> 00:37:28,029
Hey, uh, you want to get
a couple of drinks,

964
00:37:28,147 --> 00:37:29,231
piss away our paychecks?

965
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:31,066
Ah, not tonight.
Thank you.

966
00:37:31,150 --> 00:37:32,209
All right, suit yourself.

967
00:37:32,294 --> 00:37:33,459
Yeah.

968
00:37:39,742 --> 00:37:42,244
Hey, George.
Hey, wait up.

969
00:37:42,328 --> 00:37:43,724
What's going on?

970
00:37:44,705 --> 00:37:47,707
Who do I talk to about
a mistake with my paycheck?

971
00:37:47,791 --> 00:37:49,376
Oh, let me see this.

972
00:37:49,460 --> 00:37:50,502
What's the mistake?

973
00:37:50,586 --> 00:37:52,272
Look at here.
It says I worked 39 hours.

974
00:37:52,357 --> 00:37:54,233
I worked 45.
I should be getting overtime.

975
00:37:54,318 --> 00:37:56,117
Yeah, that's what they do.
They dock you for lunch,

976
00:37:56,201 --> 00:37:57,749
the time it takes
to go to the head,

977
00:37:57,834 --> 00:37:59,865
anything to keep it
under 40 hours.

978
00:38:00,220 --> 00:38:01,217
- You serious?
- Yeah.

979
00:38:01,302 --> 00:38:03,062
That way, they don't have
to give you benefits.

980
00:38:03,146 --> 00:38:04,920
- They get away with that?
- They do.

981
00:38:07,005 --> 00:38:09,521
Oh, even at 39 hours,
the money's not adding up.

982
00:38:09,605 --> 00:38:11,815
Ah, dude, they take out
all kinds of crap.

983
00:38:11,899 --> 00:38:13,859
Locker fees, safety vests,
you name it.

984
00:38:13,943 --> 00:38:15,178
It's usually about four months

985
00:38:15,263 --> 00:38:17,100
before you're even getting
a full paycheck.

986
00:38:17,185 --> 00:38:19,912
Welcome to a working man's
America, Kemosabe.

987
00:38:32,615 --> 00:38:34,379
Yo, Gallagher,
how'd it go today?

988
00:38:34,463 --> 00:38:35,866
Damn, what happened to you?

989
00:38:35,951 --> 00:38:37,382
Broke his cop cherry.

990
00:38:37,466 --> 00:38:39,843
Best day of my life.
Kicked so much ass.

991
00:38:39,927 --> 00:38:41,469
- Jesus.
- Senior officers

992
00:38:41,553 --> 00:38:43,521
are taking us to the cop bar
across the street.

993
00:38:43,681 --> 00:38:45,920
Celebrate you tadpoles
becoming real women.

994
00:38:46,005 --> 00:38:47,548
Hell yeah.
I'm in.

995
00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,394
Hey, you not coming?

996
00:38:49,478 --> 00:38:50,562
Gotta see the fam.

997
00:38:50,646 --> 00:38:52,397
Yeah, don't even bother
with Lady Arthur over there.

998
00:38:52,481 --> 00:38:53,732
He's allergic to fun.

999
00:38:53,857 --> 00:38:55,029
Hurry up and get changed,
Gallagher.

1000
00:38:55,113 --> 00:38:56,072
Meet us over there.

1001
00:38:56,172 --> 00:38:57,835
I suggest you get
some rest, Carl.

1002
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,696
Hey, why would I get
some rest?

1003
00:38:59,780 --> 00:39:01,944
We didn't do shit today.
All we did was rest.

1004
00:39:02,029 --> 00:39:04,201
I wanted to have
an action-packed day like Yanez did,

1005
00:39:04,286 --> 00:39:05,811
not sing along to Eminem.

1006
00:39:05,896 --> 00:39:07,996
A security guard would've had
more fun than we did.

1007
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,685
But I put up with it.
Know why?

1008
00:39:09,896 --> 00:39:11,583
Because you said we gotta have
each other's backs,

1009
00:39:11,667 --> 00:39:14,255
be a united front.
I was bored shitless today.

1010
00:39:14,365 --> 00:39:17,326
I don't care, 'cause I wanna be
the best partner that I can be.

1011
00:39:17,420 --> 00:39:20,133
So the least you can do
is walk across that street

1012
00:39:20,217 --> 00:39:21,904
and buy me a damn drink.

1013
00:39:23,349 --> 00:39:25,639
All right, partner.
One drink.

1014
00:39:39,012 --> 00:39:40,349
Damn.

1015
00:39:41,128 --> 00:39:42,835
Your partner seems
pretty wild.

1016
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:44,599
Yeah, first I've seen that.

1017
00:39:44,684 --> 00:39:46,302
Oh, shit.
I think he's married.

1018
00:39:46,387 --> 00:39:48,972
Oh, that's okay.
Tina doesn't care.

1019
00:39:49,371 --> 00:39:51,414
So first day, huh?

1020
00:39:51,498 --> 00:39:52,832
Yeah.
What do you do?

1021
00:39:52,916 --> 00:39:54,459
I'm over
at the leather factory.

1022
00:39:54,544 --> 00:39:56,420
Mm.
Like coats and stuff?

1023
00:39:56,505 --> 00:39:57,714
No, not as glamorous.

1024
00:39:57,974 --> 00:39:59,881
We make bullet bags
and rifle slings.

1025
00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:01,983
It sucks.
I stink like cow shit

1026
00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:04,115
and chemicals all the time.
Smell me.

1027
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:05,818
Uh, well...

1028
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:08,431
Yeah, smell...
Smells great to me.

1029
00:40:08,515 --> 00:40:09,849
Aw, you're sweet.

1030
00:40:09,933 --> 00:40:11,716
If I'm still at the factory
in five years,

1031
00:40:11,810 --> 00:40:13,228
I give you permission
to shoot me.

1032
00:40:13,312 --> 00:40:14,404
Okay.

1033
00:40:14,489 --> 00:40:16,032
No, seriously.

1034
00:40:16,685 --> 00:40:19,068
Take that big old gun of yours
and shoot me.

1035
00:40:19,859 --> 00:40:21,880
And what would you rather
be doing instead?

1036
00:40:22,364 --> 00:40:24,279
Mm, marry a cop,

1037
00:40:24,364 --> 00:40:25,615
be his wife,

1038
00:40:25,700 --> 00:40:27,170
have a bunch of his kids.

1039
00:40:27,255 --> 00:40:28,256
Uh...

1040
00:40:28,563 --> 00:40:30,648
Don't worry, bunny.
We're just having fun.

1041
00:40:31,099 --> 00:40:32,638
So why'd you want
to be po-po?

1042
00:40:32,755 --> 00:40:34,673
Um, you know,
make a difference,

1043
00:40:34,764 --> 00:40:36,069
do something for the community,

1044
00:40:36,154 --> 00:40:37,460
be a part of the solution.

1045
00:40:37,544 --> 00:40:39,054
- Uh, when I was a kid...
- Wanna fuck?

1046
00:40:39,138 --> 00:40:40,763
- Wait, what?
- Come on.

1047
00:40:40,848 --> 00:40:42,349
Okay.

1048
00:40:42,883 --> 00:40:44,334
Oh, leave it.
We'll be right back.

1049
00:40:44,419 --> 00:40:45,467
Your place close?

1050
00:40:45,552 --> 00:40:46,594
Yeah, but we're not
going there.

1051
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,146
Me and my ex
still live together.

1052
00:40:48,231 --> 00:40:49,732
Randy, guard our drinks.

1053
00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:51,185
Let's go.

1054
00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:54,310
Where are you guys going?

1055
00:40:54,394 --> 00:40:55,654
Bathroom.
Come with?

1056
00:40:55,739 --> 00:40:57,115
- Want to?
- No.

1057
00:40:57,356 --> 00:40:59,650
Yes.
Absolutely.

1058
00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:04,446
I can't believe we sold
all that product in one day.

1059
00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:05,989
Ye of little faith.

1060
00:41:06,154 --> 00:41:08,450
No one even flinched
at the high prices.

1061
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:11,494
Guys,
weed is in my blood,

1062
00:41:11,578 --> 00:41:13,241
literally and figuratively.

1063
00:41:13,326 --> 00:41:15,665
I know the business
inside and out.

1064
00:41:15,749 --> 00:41:17,202
Guess you were right, Frank.

1065
00:41:17,287 --> 00:41:18,835
I don't hear
that often enough.

1066
00:41:19,271 --> 00:41:22,279
We made $3,400.

1067
00:41:22,506 --> 00:41:23,673
- What?
- Course we did.

1068
00:41:23,757 --> 00:41:27,677
Mm, mm, mm,
that's $1,133 apiece.

1069
00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:28,887
Take your pile.

1070
00:41:28,971 --> 00:41:31,670
Oh, it's been lovely
doing business with you.

1071
00:41:31,807 --> 00:41:33,295
Shall we do it again tomorrow?

1072
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,017
I don't see why not.
V?

1073
00:41:35,138 --> 00:41:38,154
Until our suppliers
are back up and running, sure.

1074
00:41:38,294 --> 00:41:39,500
Excellent.

1075
00:41:39,648 --> 00:41:41,920
I shall see you
bright and early...

1076
00:41:43,276 --> 00:41:44,895
and by that, I mean noon.

1077
00:41:46,113 --> 00:41:48,448
And I liked helping you out
today

1078
00:41:48,532 --> 00:41:49,880
with your emergency,

1079
00:41:50,318 --> 00:41:51,999
but the trial run is over.

1080
00:41:52,084 --> 00:41:53,661
From this point
going forward,

1081
00:41:53,745 --> 00:41:56,122
the cut will be 60/40.
I'm the 60.

1082
00:41:56,206 --> 00:41:58,124
- Seems fair to me.
- No way.

1083
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:01,443
I got the raw materials.
I did the manufacturing.

1084
00:42:01,528 --> 00:42:03,623
You were simply the retail.

1085
00:42:04,059 --> 00:42:05,334
Toodle-oo.

1086
00:42:10,219 --> 00:42:12,591
And whatever you guys
are going through,

1087
00:42:12,743 --> 00:42:14,466
you gotta kiss
and make up.

1088
00:42:21,190 --> 00:42:22,398
Oh, God!
Oh, God!

1089
00:42:22,482 --> 00:42:23,483
Feel good, baby?

1090
00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:25,311
I feel... yes,
baby feels very good.

1091
00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,824
Hey, can you guys keep it down
in there, please?

1092
00:42:30,908 --> 00:42:32,617
Yeah, yeah,
sure, bud.

1093
00:42:34,244 --> 00:42:36,013
My... my legs
are kind of getting wobbly.

1094
00:42:36,098 --> 00:42:37,641
If you put one foot
up on the toilet,

1095
00:42:37,726 --> 00:42:38,893
it usually works better.

1096
00:42:38,978 --> 00:42:41,490
Oh, wow,
what are you doing to me?

1097
00:42:41,575 --> 00:42:43,000
Want me to stop, Arthur?

1098
00:42:43,085 --> 00:42:44,920
No, no, no.

1099
00:42:45,005 --> 00:42:46,673
There you go.
That's better, right?

1100
00:42:46,757 --> 00:42:48,299
I guess.
I'm a little distracted,

1101
00:42:48,383 --> 00:42:49,259
but I'm fine.

1102
00:42:49,343 --> 00:42:51,344
You get used
to these close quarters.

1103
00:42:51,428 --> 00:42:53,888
- You've done this before?
- Yeah, dozens of times.

1104
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:54,889
Oh.

1105
00:42:54,973 --> 00:42:56,516
Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes.

1106
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,920
Okay, I gotta stop.
I'm sorry.

1107
00:42:58,005 --> 00:42:59,144
This is getting
a little weird.

1108
00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:02,188
Really?

1109
00:43:03,398 --> 00:43:05,859
What the hell?
What's going on in there?

1110
00:43:05,943 --> 00:43:07,360
I think he's dead.

1111
00:43:07,444 --> 00:43:10,363
My vagina killed him.

1112
00:43:10,447 --> 00:43:11,740
Whoa.

1113
00:43:13,408 --> 00:43:14,993
Fuck, Arthur.

1114
00:43:17,079 --> 00:43:18,204
Shit.

1115
00:43:18,288 --> 00:43:20,699
Another mom said her kid
can't come to the party.

1116
00:43:21,355 --> 00:43:24,284
It might have something to do
with your ankle bracelet, babe.

1117
00:43:25,712 --> 00:43:27,130
Well, whatever.
That's too bad.

1118
00:43:27,214 --> 00:43:28,548
We don't need
Franny's school friends.

1119
00:43:28,632 --> 00:43:29,799
We'll still have fun.

1120
00:43:29,883 --> 00:43:31,926
Okay, everybody grab
your song lyrics.

1121
00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,910
It's time to sing
the princess song.

1122
00:43:34,995 --> 00:43:36,597
Kay, Franny.

1123
00:43:37,277 --> 00:43:39,726
Sit right here.
Kay.

1124
00:43:42,089 --> 00:43:43,238
Okay.

1125
00:43:43,323 --> 00:43:45,825
One, two, three.

1126
00:43:45,910 --> 00:43:48,819
♪ I want to be a princess ♪

1127
00:43:48,904 --> 00:43:51,160
<i>♪ You can be a princess ♪</i>

1128
00:43:51,245 --> 00:43:53,656
<i>♪ We can all be princesses ♪</i>

1129
00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:55,783
<i>♪ In a fairy tale ♪</i>

1130
00:43:55,867 --> 00:43:58,370
<i>♪ Sing and dance
and twirl around ♪</i>

1131
00:43:58,472 --> 00:44:00,705
<i>♪ Spinning ♪
♪ in a ballroom gown ♪</i>

1132
00:44:00,789 --> 00:44:03,168
<i>♪ We can all ♪
♪ be princesses ♪</i>

1133
00:44:03,253 --> 00:44:05,168
<i>♪ In a fairy tale ♪</i>

1134
00:44:05,252 --> 00:44:08,206
<i>♪ Ho, ho, ho! ♪
♪ Happy birthday, Franny. ♪</i>

1135
00:44:08,308 --> 00:44:10,659
Look what I bought you.
These are from me, okay?

1136
00:44:10,757 --> 00:44:12,175
Only me,
your favorite uncle.

1137
00:44:12,259 --> 00:44:14,277
- Yay, guns!
- Guns!

1138
00:44:15,262 --> 00:44:16,888
That is not
a princess gift.

1139
00:44:16,972 --> 00:44:18,890
- Tough titties.
- Let's play!

1140
00:44:18,974 --> 00:44:20,433
You got it, kid.

1141
00:44:20,517 --> 00:44:21,902
<i>♪ The boys ♪</i>

1142
00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,019
Okay, shoot!

1143
00:44:23,103 --> 00:44:25,308
- No, no, Uncle Mickey!
- Sorry, Debs.

1144
00:44:25,393 --> 00:44:26,473
No, no, go ahead,
go ahead, shoot me...

1145
00:44:26,557 --> 00:44:27,284
I'm gonna get you!

1146
00:44:27,369 --> 00:44:28,676
Blow my brains out,
kid. Come on.

1147
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:29,628
- Okay, okay.
- Go ahead.

1148
00:44:29,713 --> 00:44:31,878
I got you,
you're dead! I shot you!

1149
00:44:32,081 --> 00:44:33,738
- Yeah.
- Watch your step.

1150
00:44:33,824 --> 00:44:35,152
Oh, shit.

1151
00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:37,995
I'm really sorry again, sir,
that you had a heart attack.

1152
00:44:38,785 --> 00:44:41,175
You know,
I somehow feel responsible.

1153
00:44:41,620 --> 00:44:44,019
Maybe you shouldn't had
all those pitchers of beer.

1154
00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:49,671
Well, back at it again
in the morning, right, sir?

1155
00:44:51,631 --> 00:44:53,216
Or maybe not.

1156
00:45:06,316 --> 00:45:07,886
Oh, God.

1157
00:45:07,971 --> 00:45:09,389
I ate too much cake.

1158
00:45:09,777 --> 00:45:12,183
Oh, yeah, I didn't go anywhere
near that pink frosting shit.

1159
00:45:13,987 --> 00:45:15,996
Hey, what kind of party
you think Fred's gonna want

1160
00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:16,990
when he's older?

1161
00:45:17,074 --> 00:45:18,128
A Terminator party.

1162
00:45:18,213 --> 00:45:19,981
Why?
Is that what you wanted

1163
00:45:20,066 --> 00:45:21,202
when you were a kid?

1164
00:45:21,286 --> 00:45:22,339
- Yeah?
- Maybe.

1165
00:45:23,354 --> 00:45:24,542
Hey!
Yo, hey,

1166
00:45:24,627 --> 00:45:26,433
- whoa!
- Whoa, what the hell?

1167
00:45:27,709 --> 00:45:28,831
Marsha?

1168
00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:30,113
Lip.

1169
00:45:31,347 --> 00:45:33,956
What, you fucked up
our house before?

1170
00:45:34,508 --> 00:45:35,909
The three of us.

1171
00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:37,760
Why?

1172
00:45:37,844 --> 00:45:39,683
You're making your house
look too good.

1173
00:45:39,768 --> 00:45:40,894
So?

1174
00:45:41,024 --> 00:45:43,113
Our property tax will go up.

1175
00:45:43,581 --> 00:45:45,169
What, because we planted
a couple flowers?

1176
00:45:45,253 --> 00:45:47,645
And put in new windows
and mulch,

1177
00:45:47,729 --> 00:45:48,896
cleaned up the trash.

1178
00:45:48,980 --> 00:45:51,097
People are gonna wanna do
the same as you.

1179
00:45:51,589 --> 00:45:53,489
White folk will drive
around the city

1180
00:45:53,574 --> 00:45:55,361
looking for a new place
to live,

1181
00:45:55,550 --> 00:45:57,753
never imagine themselves
down here.

1182
00:45:58,073 --> 00:46:01,206
Then they see your house,
call the realtors.

1183
00:46:01,596 --> 00:46:02,988
Rent will go up.

1184
00:46:03,193 --> 00:46:04,550
Property tax.

1185
00:46:05,075 --> 00:46:06,659
We've been here
our whole lives,

1186
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:08,691
and now we're being
pushed out.

1187
00:46:09,347 --> 00:46:10,738
Where will we go then?

1188
00:46:19,522 --> 00:46:21,482
Franny did not like
her party.

1189
00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:23,433
Yeah, not so much.

1190
00:46:26,726 --> 00:46:28,300
You were right.
I mean...

1191
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:30,464
I only did this
for myself.

1192
00:46:31,449 --> 00:46:34,407
I just... I always dreamed
of having a princess party

1193
00:46:34,524 --> 00:46:35,548
as a kid.

1194
00:46:36,343 --> 00:46:37,939
I'm sorry, babes.

1195
00:46:46,414 --> 00:46:48,931
Not that I would do it
differently or anything.

1196
00:46:50,083 --> 00:46:51,165
Really?

1197
00:46:51,501 --> 00:46:53,157
I mean, fuck no.
It's like,

1198
00:46:53,442 --> 00:46:54,776
Franny's only five.

1199
00:46:55,088 --> 00:46:56,292
It's not like
she's gonna remember

1200
00:46:56,376 --> 00:46:57,548
any of this shit.

1201
00:46:57,853 --> 00:47:00,674
Even if she does,
a little bit of disappointment

1202
00:47:00,759 --> 00:47:02,243
is good for her.

1203
00:47:02,884 --> 00:47:05,360
I mean, I would do anything
for that kid, but...

1204
00:47:06,183 --> 00:47:07,829
sometimes I just...

1205
00:47:08,548 --> 00:47:10,321
it's gotta be about me.

1206
00:47:23,618 --> 00:47:25,643
Wow, it gets sketchy here
at night.

1207
00:47:25,728 --> 00:47:27,235
Yeah, we should probably
go home.

1208
00:47:27,969 --> 00:47:29,377
She's down there.
Come on.

1209
00:47:29,462 --> 00:47:31,252
- You sure about this?
- Fuck Frank.

1210
00:47:31,337 --> 00:47:32,959
Why should we give him
2/3 of our money?

1211
00:47:33,043 --> 00:47:34,043
'Cause he's our partner.

1212
00:47:34,127 --> 00:47:35,420
We can do everything
he did.

1213
00:47:35,504 --> 00:47:37,704
I'm not sure I can make
those pineapple lollipops.

1214
00:47:38,073 --> 00:47:39,399
Go, ask.

1215
00:47:41,394 --> 00:47:44,025
Hey, um, how you doing?

1216
00:47:44,110 --> 00:47:46,642
We're looking
to, um, buy some weed...

1217
00:47:46,890 --> 00:47:49,225
Ganja, smoke, marijuana.

1218
00:47:49,309 --> 00:47:50,665
- Kev...
- I know you?

1219
00:47:50,750 --> 00:47:52,084
- No.
- Yeah, you do.

1220
00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:53,729
Our friend was here earlier.

1221
00:47:53,814 --> 00:47:56,259
I should say our partner.
Frank Gallagher?

1222
00:47:56,978 --> 00:47:58,493
Sorry, I don't got nothing.

1223
00:47:58,939 --> 00:48:00,236
What, seriously?

1224
00:48:00,384 --> 00:48:01,946
You know anyone else
who's selling?

1225
00:48:02,030 --> 00:48:03,048
Nope.

1226
00:48:03,133 --> 00:48:04,557
Come on,
how's that possible?

1227
00:48:04,642 --> 00:48:06,868
That's because I bought it all
from her...

1228
00:48:08,370 --> 00:48:10,603
...with my earnings
from today.

1229
00:48:12,967 --> 00:48:14,301
- Hey, Frank!
- Hey.

1230
00:48:14,417 --> 00:48:17,243
I wanted to get a jump start
on tomorrow's work.

1231
00:48:17,837 --> 00:48:19,380
Little did I know
my partners

1232
00:48:19,464 --> 00:48:21,548
would be going
behind my back.

1233
00:48:22,501 --> 00:48:25,079
Just for the record,
I was hesitant about this.

1234
00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:27,814
I think from now on,

1235
00:48:27,980 --> 00:48:30,290
our cut's gonna be 70/30.

1236
00:48:33,618 --> 00:48:34,911
I'm the 70.

1237
00:48:44,197 --> 00:48:46,103
Guess the interview
didn't go so good?

1238
00:48:46,366 --> 00:48:48,696
Nah.
I don't do normal.

1239
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:50,536
It's boring as fuck, man.

1240
00:48:50,620 --> 00:48:52,689
I don't want to end up
a monkey like you anyway.

1241
00:48:52,774 --> 00:48:54,743
Just trying to be
a mature adult.

1242
00:48:54,828 --> 00:48:55,911
That's all.

1243
00:48:55,996 --> 00:48:56,997
Well...

1244
00:48:57,126 --> 00:48:59,579
I, uh, like doing things
my way.

1245
00:49:00,547 --> 00:49:01,931
So we gonna fuck, or what?

1246
00:49:02,525 --> 00:49:03,817
Nope.

1247
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,524
You didn't get a real job.

1248
00:49:06,437 --> 00:49:08,601
Fine by me, man.
See if I care.

1249
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,202
In fact,

1250
00:49:10,671 --> 00:49:13,132
I might just jerk off
with all my money.

1251
00:49:14,129 --> 00:49:15,819
Yeah.
Come here, guys.

1252
00:49:16,304 --> 00:49:17,930
Mm...

1253
00:49:18,398 --> 00:49:21,733
Mm, mm, yeah.

1254
00:49:21,985 --> 00:49:23,710
Ooh, yeah, come here.

1255
00:49:23,897 --> 00:49:26,437
Suck that dick,
Benjamin Franklin.

1256
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:28,016
Come on now.

1257
00:49:28,241 --> 00:49:31,118
Got a little three-way with...
Whoever the fuck that is.

1258
00:49:31,272 --> 00:49:33,851
Mm, mm.
Yeah, you like that?

1259
00:49:34,062 --> 00:49:36,230
What if we, uh, add...

1260
00:49:36,373 --> 00:49:37,825
Hey, fuck off,
George Washington,

1261
00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:39,882
cheap-ass motherfucker.

1262
00:49:43,757 --> 00:49:45,444
Oh, I like that.

1263
00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:47,452
Uh-huh, keep going.

1264
00:49:48,084 --> 00:49:51,422
God, money really does
buy happiness, huh?

1265
00:49:51,617 --> 00:49:55,454
<i>♪ Lying in my coffin instead ♪</i>

1266
00:49:55,616 --> 00:49:59,230
<i>♪ The way I feel,
I'd rather be dead ♪</i>

1267
00:49:59,434 --> 00:50:02,101
<i>♪ Sucking on some cherry
so red ♪</i>

1268
00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:03,593
We really have to do this?

1269
00:50:03,695 --> 00:50:06,317
Yes, we have to maintain
a negative curb appeal.

1270
00:50:06,471 --> 00:50:07,889
But I love our house.

1271
00:50:07,974 --> 00:50:09,656
Hey, me too.
I wanna stay in it

1272
00:50:09,741 --> 00:50:11,247
with you and Fred
forever.

1273
00:50:15,163 --> 00:50:18,124
<i>♪ It's the pits,
it's the pits ♪</i>

1274
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:20,447
Well,

1275
00:50:21,533 --> 00:50:22,861
what do you think?

1276
00:50:23,664 --> 00:50:25,081
Nice.

1277
00:50:25,414 --> 00:50:26,775
How about mine?

1278
00:50:27,252 --> 00:50:28,783
Wow.

1279
00:50:29,251 --> 00:50:30,552
That's perfect.
You did good

1280
00:50:30,637 --> 00:50:31,691
for the neighborhood, babe.

1281
00:50:31,775 --> 00:50:33,222
Anything to help
our family.

1282
00:50:33,393 --> 00:50:35,143
Even a giant
squirting penis.

1283
00:50:35,322 --> 00:50:37,557
Exactly.

1284
00:50:37,642 --> 00:50:38,815
Cheap.

1285
00:50:38,937 --> 00:50:41,647
<i>♪ Faded like the night in the sky ♪</i>

1286
00:50:41,731 --> 00:50:45,776
<i>♪ Waving at the neighbors
bye bye ♪</i>

1287
00:50:45,860 --> 00:50:49,447
<i>♪ It's the pits,
it's the pits ♪</i>

1288
00:50:49,531 --> 00:50:52,291
<i>♪ Don't look down you stepped on shit ♪</i>
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